After dinner, Paddy raises his glass and toasts his girlfriend with the words “May you be in Heaven a half-hour before the devil knows you’re dead!”
“What’s that mean?”. she asks him.
“That is an authentic Irish toast” replies Paddy.
“Oh. In that case”, she says, “Here’s to bread, eggs and cinnamon”.
“Bread, eggs and cinnamon? What’s that?” says Paddy.
His girlfriend replies, “That’s French toast.”
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