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Irish Dieting

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Have you ever wondered how Irish dieting worked? This should give you a clue. I bet it would work for you too.

Paddy was down the pub and announced to his friends that he was going to start a diet to lose some pounds he had put on recently.

“That’s great”, Murphy exclaimed.  “I’m ready to start a diet too.  We can be dieting buddies and help each other out”.

Murphy thought for a minute and added, “Tell you what Paddy, whenever I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I’ll call you first”.

“That’s wonderful”, Paddy replied. “I’ll go with you”.

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