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Irish Coffee Maker

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Seamus was thinking of buying a coffee maker but was concerned it might be too complicated for him to operate.

The salesman showed a coffee maker to him and assured him that it was really easy to use.

“You simply put in the coffee and filter, fill the reservoir with water, slide the switch to auto and go to bed. When you wake up you can enjoy a steaming hot cup of coffee”.

So Seamus bought the coffee maker that the salesman had recommended to him and headed home.

A few weeks later, Seamus ran into his friend Murphy.

“Seamus me boy, how are you enjoying your new coffee maker?” Murphy asked.

“I had to take the stupid thing back”, said Seamus, “every time I fancied a cup of coffee I had to go to bed”.

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