Two Irish builders are hammering floorboards down in a house.
Paddy picks up a nail, realizes it’s upside down & throws it away.
He carries on doing this until Murphy says “Why are you throwing those nails away?”
“Because they’re upside down!” says Paddy.
“You idiot,” replies Murphy “You should save them for the ceiling!!”
Paddy has a big gash on his head, so he goes to the doctor to have it checked out
Seamus was thinking of buying a coffee maker but was concerned it might be too complicated to operate. The salesman assured him […]
The Maguire twins had only been fishing for two hours, and already the boat was full to overflowing with mackerel. They had […]
Two Irishmen flew to Canada as they wanted to go on a hunting trip. On arrival, they chartered a small plane to […]
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And both these guys are blonde too. Bwahahahahahaha.
Have a great weekend. 🙂