Two Irish builders were on a construction site, hammering floorboards down in a house.
Paddy picked up a nail, realized it was upside down & threw it away.
He carried on doing this until Murphy said “Why are you throwing those nails away?”
“Because they’re upside down!” Paddy replied.
“You idiot,” replied Murphy “You should save them for the ceiling!!”
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And both these guys are blonde too. Bwahahahahahaha.
Have a great weekend. 🙂