A man and a woman were driving down a country road and having a seriously heated argument about the man’s frequent infidelity.
The woman, having had enough of his pathetic excuses, suddenly reached over and sliced off the mans penis, which she angrily tossed out the window of the car.
It just so happened that driving along behind their car was a pickup truck, with a man and his ten year old daughter, who was sitting beside her daddy busily chatting away as little girls do.
All of a sudden, the man’s penis landed on their windshield and bounced off.
Suprised, the daughter asked her daddy, “Daddy what in the heck was that?”
Not wanting to expose his young daughter to the topic of sex at such a tender age, her father replied, “Nothing honey, it was only a bug”.
The daughter got a confused look on her face and after a minute she replied, “Well I wonder what kind of big that was, because it sure had a big dick!”
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