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Infant Scale

Image used under a Collective Commons License from a pharmacy, a blonde woman asked if she could use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.

The clerk explained to the blonde woman that the infant scale had been sent for repairs, but said that she could figure out the infant’s weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.

“It won’t work”, the woman replied. “I’m not the mother, I’m the aunt”.

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