In The Restaurant

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas, I really needed to have a good fart.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farting with the beat of the music, trying not to laugh as I did so.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.