I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas, I really needed to have a good fart.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farting with the beat of the music, trying not to laugh as I did so.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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2 thoughts on “In The Restaurant”
thank that was really good. love a laugh at the end of the day. Thanks again. Got to love those iPods.
Debbie