A man was showering in the changing room after a workout session in the gym with a friend.
While he was showering he couldn’t help but notice that his friend was very well endowed.
“Wow Tom, I’m impressed!” Harry said, pointing towards his friend’s stunning manhood.
“Well, I wasn’t always this well hung”, his friend said, “I had to work for it”.
“How do you mean?” Haddy asked.
“Well Tom”, Harry said, “every day for the past two years I’ve spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it might sound crazy, but it actually made it grow four inches! You should try it”.
“Four inches! That’s bloody amazing”, Harry said. “I have got to try this”.
So the two of them said goodbye and a few weeks later they met up again in the changing room after a workout.
Tom pointed towards Harry’s “naughty bits” and asked him how things were coming along.
Harry replied, “Well I did what you said but it’s actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!”
“You did do everything I told you right Harry? You are rubbing it for an hour each day with butter?” Tom asked.
“Well, butter is very expensive, so I’ve been using Crisco”, Hary replied.
“Crisco!” Tom exclaimed, “No wonder it’s shringing, Crisco’s a shortening!”
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