I turned to my wife and said, “In my next life, I’m going to be rich and play all those beautiful golf courses with their great bars and dining and dancing areas”.
My wife quickly responded, “How will you be able to manage all that with your bad legs? You can barely walk!”
“I said, in my next life“, I replied.
“Oh”, she said. “I thought you said, with my next wife…”
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