“It’s no good sir”, Murphy said to his English teacher. “I am trying to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other”.
“Goes in both ears and out the other?” the puzzled teacher asked. “But you only have two ears”.
“You see, sir”, Murphy replied, I’m no good at maths, either”.
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