In Bed With Her Lover

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Lautrec_in_bed_1893.jpgA woman was in bed with her lover when suddenly she heard her husband opening the front door.

“Hurry,” she said to him, “stand in the corner.”

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

“Don’t move until I tell you,” she said, “pretend you’re a statue.”

“What’s this?” the husband inquired as he entered the room.

“Oh it’s a statue,” she replied, “the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.”

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2am, the husband got up and went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

“Here,” he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Lautrec_in_bed_1893.jpg

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