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In A Coma

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A pregnant woman from Vancouver was involved in a car accident and fell into a deep coma.

She had been in the hospital asleep for nearly 6 months, when she suddenly woke up and sat up in bed.

The first thing that she saw was that she was no longer pregnant and frantically she asked the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replied, “Ma’am I am delighted to tell you that you had twins! You had a boy and a girl. Both are doing really well. Your brother from Quebec came in and named them.”

The woman thought to herself, “Oh no, not my brother, he is an idiot!”

She asked the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”

The doctor replied, “Her name is Denise.”

“Oh ok, that’s not a bad name, I like it!” the woman said. “What’s the boy’s name?”

The doctor replied, with a sigh, “Denephew. “

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