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Important Meeting

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Paddy was driving down the street and starting to panic, because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.

Everywhere he went, there were either double yellow lines at the side of the road, or where you could park those spaces were all taken.

Looking up to heaven he pleaded, “Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whisky!”

As if by a miracle, at that very moment, Paddy saw a parking place just a few yards up the road.

Paddy looked up to heaven again and said, “Never mind Lord, I found one”.


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