Old People

I’m Rich!

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I realized the other day that now I am old I’m rich!

I’ve got:

  • Silver in the hair
  • Gold in the Teeth
  • Crystals in the Kidneys
  • Sugar in the BloodLead in the Rump
  • Iron in the Arteries
  • And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.

I never thought I would accumulate such wealth.

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