I realized the other day that now I am old, I’m rich!
- Silver in the hair
- Gold in the Teeth
- Crystals in the Kidneys
- Sugar in the BloodLead in the Rump
- Iron in the Arteries
- And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.
I never thought I would accumulate such wealth.
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