I’m Not Going To Church

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church.

Her son turned over in the bed and replied, “I’m not going to church!”

“Why on earth not?”, his mother asked.

I’ll give you two good reasons”, he said.

  1. They don’t like me
  2. I don’t like them.”

His mother replied, “I’ll give YOU two good reasons why YOU SHOULD go to church:”

  1. You’re 59 years old
  2. You’re the pastor!
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