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I’m Not Going To Church

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One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church.

She went upstairs to his bedroom and knocked on the door.

There was no response, so she knocked on the door and then opened it.

Her son was still fast asleep, so she went over to him, gave him a prod, and said “Come on Robbie, it’s time to go to church”.

Her son turned over in the bed and replied, “I’m not going to church!”

“Why on earth not?”, his mother asked.

I’ll give you two good reasons”, he said.

  1. They don’t like me
  2. I don’t like them.”

His mother replied, “I will give YOU two good reasons why YOU SHOULD go to church:”

  1. You’re 59 years old
  2. You’re the pastor!

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