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I’m Going To Get Married

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A young man calls his Mother and excitedly tells her that he has fallen in love, and he is going to get married.

“Just for fun, Mom, I’m going to bring three women over to your house, and you have to try and guess which one of them I am going to marry.”

The mother agrees to it.

The next day, the son brings three beautiful women into the house.

They all sit down on the couch, and then they chat for a while.

The son then says, “Ok, Mom, guess which one of these beautiful ladies I am going to marry.”

“The red-head in the middle,” she immediately replies.

“That’s amazing, Mom. You’re right. How did you know?”

“Because I don’t like her,” she says.


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