One morning while she was making breakfast in the kitchen, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said: “If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.”
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent and decided not to fly into a rage at her husband and retaliate, knowing that would only lead to a bitter row.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said to her: “You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra.”
She had managed to keep her cool yesterday, but had been lying there in bed for hours, quietly fuming to herself and now this was beyond a silent response.
So, she rolled over in bed and grabbed him by his “DANGLER”.
With a death grip in place, she said to her husband: “You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man and your brother!”
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