The teacher said to her elementary school class, “Take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title, “If I Were a Millionaire”.
All the other students started writing with a frenzy, except for Little Johnny, who just leaned back in his chair with arms folded.
“What’s the matter Johhny”, the teacher asked, “Why don’t you begin writing?”
Little Johnny replied, “I’m waiting for my secretary”.
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