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If Adam And Eve Were Chinese

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My dad once told me that he reckoned if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still all be living in Paradise.

“Why is that Dad?” I asked him.

“Son”, he said, “Because if Adam and Eve were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!”

Well, thinking about what my Dad said, I guess he had a valid point. I wonder what he would have said if Adam and Eve had a pet dog!


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