A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour, and pulled himself slowly, and what looked like painfully even, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”
“No,” he replied, “Arthritis.”
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