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I Won The Lottery

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you won the lottery?

Well, a woman came home, screeching! her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs to her husband who was upstairs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”

The husband said, “Oh my God! Oh my God!”

After a brief pause, he called down to her, “What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

“Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get the heck out.”

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