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I Won The Lottery

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“I Won The Lottery!” Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you won the lottery? You checked your lottery ticket, found that every number on your ticket matched those that were drawn and came to the realization that you were the lucky winner. How would you feel? What would you do?

Well, a woman came home one evening, driving fast and screeching her car into the driveway.

She ran into the house, slammed the front door shut and shouted at the top of her lungs to her husband who was upstairs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”

The husband said in a fit of excitement, “Oh my God! Oh my God!”

After a brief pause, he called down to her, “What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

“Doesn’t matter,” his wife said. “Just get the heck out.”

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