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I Want To Live My Next Life Backwards

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If I get the chance to be reincarnated, I want to live my next life backwards. I suppose this might sound strange, but would you like to know why?

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old folks home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out of the old folks home for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you’re too young to work.

You get ready for school, drink alcohol, party and you’re generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby and then…

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa like conditions with central heating, room service on tap and then you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

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