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I Want A Divorce

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“I want a divorce!” Now that’s something a judge hears quite often in court I am sure, but not always under the same circumstances.

Here is one divorce court story that is just a little bit different to the rest…

A woman was in court and said to the judge, Your Honor, I want a divorce. My husband has been cheating on me”.

“That is indeed a serious accusation”, the judge said. “Do you have any evidence to substantiate this claim of your husband’s infidelity?”

“Yes, Your Honor, I do”, the woman said. “Just last night, I was walking down Broadway, when I saw him go into a movie theater with another woman”.

“Who was this other woman?” the judge asked her.

“I don’t know, Your Honor, I never saw her before”, the woman replied.

“Then why didn’t you follow them into the movie theater and find out who she was”, the judge asked her.

He added, “It may have been just a harmless coincidence. You really should have gone in after them”.

“I would have Your Honor”, the woman explained, “but the man I was with had already seen the picture”.

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