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I Need Help To File My Taxes

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An attractive young woman walked into an accountant’s office and said to him “I need help to file my taxes”.

The accountant said to her, “Well madam, before we begin, I will need to ask you a few questions”.

He proceded to get her name, address, social security number and then asked her what her occupation was.

“I’m a hooker”, the woman replied.

The accountant was somewhat taken back by her honesty and said, “No, No, No. That won’t work. We can’t put that on youre tax form. Let’s try to rephrase that”.

The woman suddenlt smiled and said, “Ok, I’m a high-end call girl”.

“No, that still won’t do”, the accountant said. “Try again”.

They both thought for a minute, then the woman said, “I’m an elite chicken farmer”.

The accountant asked her, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?”

“Well”, the woman replied, “I raised a thousand little peckers last year”.

“Chicken Farmer it is then”, the accountant said.

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