A small boy went up to his father and told him proudly, “Daddy, I know what the Bible means!”
His father smiled at him and replied, “What do you mean Jimmy, you ‘know‘ what the Bible means?”
His son replied, “I do know Daddy!”
“Okay”, his father said to him, “What does the Bible mean then?”
“That’s easy, Daddy” young Jimmy replied excitedly. “It stands for ‘Basic Information Before Leaving Earth‘”.
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