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I Don’t Like Cats

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I really don’t like cats, never have done. so when I read this I knew it had to go up on The Laughline as I can just imagine it happening to someone. It’s probably happened to YOU!

A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat. It was always messing in the yard and digging up the plants in his flower bed, plus every time he went near to it, the animal just hissed at him angrily.

So, one day, the man decided that he would get rid of it one day by putting the cat in the car, driving 20 blocks from his home and leaving the cat at the park.

When the man got home, he was amazed to see the cat walking up the driveway.

The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away.

He stopped, let the “beast” out of the car and headed home.

Sure enough though, pulling into his driveway, there was the cat, just sitting there!

Each day, the man kept taking the cat further and further. but the cat would always beat him home.

At last, he decided to drive a few miles away from home, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later, the man called home to his wife: “Margaret, is the cat there?”

“Yes dear”, his wife replied, “why do you ask?”

Frustrated, the man answered, “Put that darn cat on the phone, I’m lost and need directions!”

Yes folks, I have come to the conclusion that cats are evil.

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