Two men were drinking in a bar, when one turned to the other and said, “I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye”.
The second man thought to himself, That’s impossible. What a ridiculous bed. I guess he’s had a skin full of beer.
So the second man replied, “Ok Mick, that’s a bet” and he laid $100 down on the table.
The first man proceeded to take out his glass eye and then bit it.
The second man had lost his bet and had to pay up, so he passed the $100 across the table to the first man.
A couple of beers later, the first man said, “I bet you $100 I can bite my other eye”.
The second man thought to himself, well he can’t have TWO glass eyes, he obviously can see, there’s no way he could bite his other eye.
So the second man said, “All right, you’re on” and he laid another $100 down on the table.
The first man promptly took out his false teeth and bit his other eye.
I guess the moral of this story is that if a bet sounds too good and you can’t lose, there has to be a catch.
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