If you go to church regularly or did when you were younger, you are probably aware that there are hymns for everything. You might not be aware though that there are hymns for different professions, unless of course it’s for the sailors and the well known hymn “For Those In Peril On The Sea”.
But yes, there are hymns for different professions and we have just a few here as examples. I am sure you can come up with some of your own and if so we would love it if you could share them with us so we can add them to the list below. There is a comment form lower down the page where you can contact us.
Dentist’s Hymn | Crown Him with Many Crowns |
Weather Man’s Hymn | There Shall Be Showers of Blessings |
Contractor’s Hymn | The Church’s One Foundation |
The Tailor’s Hymn | Holy, Holy, Holy |
The Golfer’s Hymn | There is a Green Hill Far Away |
The Politician’s Hymn | Standing on the Promises |
Optometrist’s Hymn | Open My Eyes That I Might See |
The IRS Agent’s Hymn | I Surrender All |
The Gossip’s Hymn | Pass It On |
The Electrician’s Hymn | Send The Light |
The Shopper’s Hymn | Sweet Bye and Bye |
The Realtor’s Hymn | I’ve Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop |
The Massage Therapists Hymn | He Touched Me |
The Doctor’s Hymn | The Great Physician |
A special bonus for those who love to speed on the highway when you are driving. Here are a few select hymns for you.
45 mph | God Will Take Care of You |
65 mph | Nearer My God To Thee |
85 mph | This World Is Not My Home |
95 mph | Lord, I’m Coming Home |
100 mph | Precious Memories |
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