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Isn’t it wonderful how husbands and wives can both complement and insult each other at the same time, especially as they get older and have been married to each other for a number of years.

It’s a wonder how marriages don’t end up as a blood bath the way some people talk to each other.

If you don’t believe me, just take a look at this short story about a not so happily married couple.

One day, a man commented to his wife, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time”.

His wife thought for a moment and then responded.

“Allow me to explain husband of mine”, she said. “God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God also made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”

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