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Hunting Incident

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When you are out in the woods the last thing you want is a hunting incident, but sadly these do happen and this is the story of just one hunting incident involving a couple of hunters from Kentucky.

So, a couple of hunters from Kentucky were out in the woods, when suddenly, one of them fell to theĀ ground. He didn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes were rolled backĀ in his head.

The other hunter started to panic, then thoughtfully whipped out his cell phone and called 911.

He frantically blurted out to the operator, “O my gawd! Help! My friend just died. He’s Dead! What can I do?”

The operator, trying to calm him down, said, “Take it easy sir. I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions. First, lets make sure he’s dead”.

There was a short pause, maybe about a minute and then the operator heard a loud gun shot!!!

The hunter came back on the line and said, “OK, now what?”

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