Hunting Incident

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://svgsilh.com/image/2026145.htmlA couple of hunters are out in the woods, when suddenly, one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other hunter starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He frantically blurts out to the operator, “O my gawd! Help! My friend just died. He’s Dead! What can I do?”

The operator, trying to calm him says, “Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions. First, lets make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The hunter comes back on the line and says,

“OK, now what?”


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