Hung Chow telephoned his place of work in San Francisco and said, “Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no come work.”
The boss replied, “You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that, you know what I do? I go to my wife and tell her to make love to me. That always makes everything better and then I can go to work. You try that.”
Two hours later, Hung Chow called work again. “Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. By the way you got nice house.
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