How Women Get To Heaven

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/en/heaven-clouds-air-2749311/Have you ever stopped to think how women get to heaven? This short story (which is just a little bit rude) provides one answer to this age old question.

A small boy walked into his mother’s bedroom and caught her standing topless in front of the mirror.

“Mommy, Mommy, what are those?” he says pointing to her breasts.

“Well, Tommy”, she said, “these are balloons. When you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven”.

Incredibly, young Tommy appeared to believe this explanation that his Mother gave him and and he went away quite satisfied.

Two days later, while his mother was making tea, he rushed into the kitchen and called out “Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!”

“What do you mean?” his mother said.

Young Tommy replied, “Well she’s out in the garden shed, lying on the floor, both of her balloons are out, Dad’s blowing them up and she keeps yelling, God, I’m coming! God, I’m coming!”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/en/heaven-clouds-air-2749311/

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