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How To Treat A Woman Right

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Have you ever wondered how to treat a woman right? I mean to Itreat a woman right, so she knows you really mean it.

Sometimes it seems that no matter what us men say or do, we just get it wrong when it comes to women.

If we say something, it’s the wrong thing, yet if we say nothing, that’s probably worse.

We are always in the wrong, in the dog’s house aren’t we! You know perfectly what I mean don’t you? I can see you nodding in agreement.

Here are just a few examples where us men just can’t do the right thing, no matter how hard we try.

I bet that having read these, you will be in complete agreement and probably have a few of your own to add. If you do, just leave us a comment to let us know. There is a comment box at the end of this article.

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way

If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

If you didn’t know what I mean before you read this, I bet you do now, right?

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