How To Make My New Husband Happy

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A bride to be had a talk with her mother the night before her wedding, asking her, “Mom, I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy”.

Her mother took a deep breath and thought hard over how to make her response to her daughter.

She began with, “When two people love, honor and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing…”

“Oh Mother, I know how to have sex”, her daughter interrupted. “I just want you to teach me how to make lasagne”.


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