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How To Impress A Woman

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Men, do you know how to impress a woman?

Ladies, the same question to you, do you know how to impress a man?

If you want a first date to go well, or to give a relationship that special spark, it’s really important to know how to impress someone of the opposite sex, but knowing just how to do that is easier said than done.

In case you wondered what you need to do, here are a few simple tips to help you out.


Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.


Show up naked,
Bring beer.

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