My fiancée told me that the rule of thumb on how much to spend on an engagement ring was two month’s salary.
So, I moved to Haiti for a couple of months, got a job there as a handyman, working 60 hours a week.
I made $15.75 by the time I returned home.
Got her a lovely plywood ring, no knots. I even sanded it myself.
For some reason she’s not talking to me though. I have no idea what’s wrong…
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