A prospective client asked a lawyer, “How much do you charge?”
The lawyer replied, “I charge $1,000 for 3 questions”.
With a shocked look on his face, the prospective client asked, “Isn’t that rather high?”
The lawyer replied, “Yes, it is. Now what’s your third question?”
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