Once upon a time I used to be really nosy, but not any more. Would you like to know how i stopped being nosy?
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day.
All the patients were outside, and they were shouting
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The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a small gap between the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.
It was then that somebody poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting
14 …. 14 …. 14
And that, my friends, is why I am no longer nosy!
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I”ve got to put this on my page! Hilarious!