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How Drunk Women Know It’s Time to Go Home

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Have you ever wondered how drunk women know when it’s time to go home?

It’s a funny thing women getting drunk at a party don’t you think. When they are together with their friends at a party getting drunk, they always seem to do some really stupid and embarrassing things.

It’s bizarre that when this happens, they can always tell when they have had too much and it’s time to go home.

Hands up if you have been to a party with your wife or girlfriend and together with her friends they have got into an embarrassing mess.

Here are just a few of the signs that women exhibit when they have had more than enough to drink and the embarrassing signs show themselves.

  • They have absolutely no idea where their shoes are.
  • They just had to get someone to help them pull their pants up in the ladies room.
  • They have been flashing their boobs at passers by.
  • They mistake a police car for a cab and shout obscenities when it doesn’t stop for them.
  • They drop their 3am burger on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating.
  • They start crying.
  • There are less than three hours before They are due to start work.
  • They have found a deeper side to the office nerd.
  • The man They are flirting with used to be their 5th grade teacher.
  • The urge to take all their clothes off, stand on a table and sing “Hopelessly Devoted To You” becomes strangely overwhelming.
  • They have forgotten where they live.
  • They have started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the 60 cigarettes they smoked.
  • They can’t taste the gin in their gin and tonic.
  • They think they are in bed but their pillow feels strangely like pizza.
  • They start every conversation with, “Don’t take this the wrong way but…”
  • They fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when they sit on it.
  • They challenge the bouncer to an arm wrestling competition.
  • They are sitting on the floor, on their own.
  • They show their friends that girls can pee standing up if they really want to.
  • They pretend to audition for a talent show via the security cameras.

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