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How Did The Human Race Appear

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One day, a little girl asked her father, “How did the human race appear?”

Her father thought for a minute, then answered, “Well Sally, God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made”.

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.

Her mother answered, “Well Sally, it’s a thing called evolution. Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved”.

The little girl, now really confused by the two different explanations, returned to her father and said, “Daddy, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God and Mom said they developed from monkeys?”

Her father answered, ‘Well Sally, it is really very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about her side”.

I don’t really know, but I assume the argument started shortly after, followed by divorce precedings even.


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