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How Can I Live To Be A Hundred

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Jack reached retirement age, so he went to see his doctor and asked him, “How can I live to be a hundred years old?”

The doctor replied, “Well, I would recommend you give up smoking, stop drinking, don’t go out with women and stop eating meat”.

Jack thought about the doctor’s advice for a minute, then asked, “So doctor, if I do all that, will I live to be a hundred years old?”

The doctor replied, “Maybe not, but it will certainly seem like it”.


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