I wonder how often there is a hotel lobby incident. Let’s face it, some hotels, probably most hotels, have a lot of people coming and going through the lobby, going up and down in the elevators and it’s a sure fire recipe for people bumping into each other or having embarrassing moments
There was this man who was crossing the hotel lobby and he was headed for the elevator, not fully paying attention to where he was going. Suddenly, he accidentally bumped into an attractive well endowed woman who had just got out of the elevator and who was had been walking towards him.
As he bumped into her, his elbow ended up going into her ample breast.
Both of them were both quite startled at what happened.
The man turned to the woman and said “Lady, I am so sorry. I hope that your heart is as soft as your breast and that you will forgive me”.
The woman replied, “Well sir, if your dick is as hard as your elbow, join me later in room 221!”
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