A man is crossing the hotel lobby, headed for the elevator and not fully paying attention to where he is going, when he accidentally bumps into an attractive well endowed woman.
As he does so, his elbow ends up going into her ample breast.
They are both quite startled at what happened.
The man turns to her and says “Lady, I am so sorry. I hope that your heart is as soft as your breast, and that you will forgive me”.
The woman replies, “If your dick is as hard as your elbow, join me later in room 221!”
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