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Hot Date

A man from Alabama went to a drug store, walked up to the counter and said to the pharmacist: “I got me a hot date tonight an’ I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna set me back?”

The pharmacist responded, “A three pack of condoms will be is $4.99 with tax.”

“Tacks!” the shocked redneck replied, “Hot damn ! Don’t they stay on by ’emselves?”

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