Hot Date

A man from Alabama goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: “I got me a hot date tonight an’ I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna set me back?”

The pharmacist responds; “A three pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.”

“Tacks!” the shocked redneck says; “Hot damn . . . don’t they stay on by ’emselves?”

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