A man from Alabama goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: “I got me a hot date tonight an’ I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna set me back?”
The pharmacist responds; “A three pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.”
“Tacks!” the shocked redneck says; “Hot damn . . . don’t they stay on by ’emselves?”
Ah Spring time, and love is in the air. This is a sweet Redneck love poem about Susie Lee from Tennessee: Susie […]
Ten Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Using Your Computer The monitor is up on blocks All of My Photos […]
A man was on trial for murder in Tennessee, and if he was convicted, he would get the electric chair. The man’s […]
A ventriloquist was with his dummy in a bar in West Virginia, and he was making fun of rednecks. Just then, an […]
