A man from Alabama goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: “I got me a hot date tonight an’ I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna set me back?”
The pharmacist responds; “A three pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.”
“Tacks!” the shocked redneck says; “Hot damn . . . don’t they stay on by ’emselves?”
A man was on trial for murder in Tennessee, and if he was convicted, he would get the electric chair. The man’s […]
After having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that they had enough children and it was time to do something about […]
A ventriloquist was with his dummy in a bar in West Virginia, and he was making fun of rednecks. Just then, an […]
A gas station in Texas was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with […]
