A man from Alabama went to a drug store and said to the pharmacist: “I got me a hot date tonight an’ I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna set me back?”
The pharmacist responded, “A three pack of condoms will be is $4.99 with tax.”
“Tacks!” the shocked redneck replied, “Hot damn ! Don’t they stay on by ’emselves?”
I guess pretty much everyone has heard of the “You Might Be A Redneck If” jokes, created by Jeff Foxworthy, but have […]
A man was on trial for murder in Tennessee, and if he was convicted, he would get the electric chair. The man’s […]
A ventriloquist was with his dummy in a bar in West Virginia, and he was making fun of rednecks. Just then, an […]
A redneck is driving down a back road in Georgia when he sees a sign in front of a restaurant that reads: […]
