A man from Alabama went to a drug store, walked up to the counter and said to the pharmacist: “I got me a hot date tonight an’ I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna set me back?”
The pharmacist responded, “A three pack of condoms will be is $4.99 with tax.”
“Tacks!” the shocked redneck replied, “Hot damn ! Don’t they stay on by ’emselves?”
Ah Spring time, and love is in the air. This is a sweet Redneck love poem about Susie Lee from Tennessee: Susie […]
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A redneck came home from work one day and found his young wife laying on the couch with a very swollen esophagus […]
I guess pretty much everyone has heard of the “You Might Be A Redneck If” jokes, created by Jeff Foxworthy, but have […]
