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Horrific Accident

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A state trooper arrived on the scene of a horrific accident where a blonde woman had just totalled her car a few minutes before.

Miraculously, the blonde woman was able to pry herself out from the wreckage of her car without a scratch and was in the process of applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

“Oh My God!” the state trooper gasped. “What a horrific accident. Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. “Are you OK ma’am?”

“Yes, officer, I’m just fine” the blonde woman replied.

“Well, how in the world did this happen?” the officer asked as he walked around the wrecked car and checked the damage.

“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blonde woman began. “I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this tree pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was another tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was …”

“Uh, ma’am”, the state trooper said, cutting her off, “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth”.


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