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Horrible Nightmare

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Have you heard the story about a man who went to see a psychiatrist and recounted a horrible nightmare that he had been having.

“My mother-in-law was chasing me with a blood thirsty crocodile on a leash. It was terrifying”, the man told the psychiatrist.

The man continued to relate his story, “I saw the yellow eyes, the dry scaly skin and the decaying razor-sharp teeth. What’s more, I smelled the foul breath”.

“That sounds absolutely disgusting”, the psychiatrist said.

“Yes it was”, replied the man, “but wait till I tell you about the crocodile”.

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