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Horrible Nightmare

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.pxfuel.com/en/free-photo-jjktfHave you heard the story about a man who went to see a psychiatrist and recounted a horrible nightmare that he had been having.

“My mother-in-law was chasing me with a bloodthirsty crocodile on a leash. It was terrifying”.

The man continued to relate his story, “I saw the yellow eyes, the dry scaly skin, and the decaying razor-sharp teeth, and I smelled the foul breath”.

“That sounds disgusting”, the psychiatrist said.

“Yes it was”, replied the man, “but wait till I tell you about the crocodile”.


Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.pxfuel.com/en/free-photo-jjktf

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