“My mother-in-law was chasing me with a bloodthirsty crocodile on a leash. It was terrifying”.
The man continued to relate his story, “I saw the yellow eyes, the dry scaly skin, and the decaying razor-sharp teeth, and I smelled the foul breath”.
“That sounds disgusting”, the psychiatrist said.
“Yes it was”, replied the man, “but wait till I tell you about the crocodile”.
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