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Honeymoon In Pakistan

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So this newly married couple went on honeymoon in Pakistan.

On their first day in Pakistan, they were touring around the marketplace marvelling at the enormous variety of goods available for sale, when they passed this small but curious sandal shop.

From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop”.

So the newly married couple walked in to the shop.

The Pakistani man said to them, “Welcome to you. I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like a great desert camel”.

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex god that he believed he was.

The husband asked the man, “How could sandals turn you into a sex freak?”

The Pakistani man replied, “Just try dem on, Saiheeb and you will see”.

Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded and tried the sandals on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seenbefore. It was literally raw sexual power.

In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants and firmly grabbed hold of the Pakistani man’s thighs.

The Pakistani then began screaming at him, “SIR, YOU HAVE DE SANDALS ON DE WRONG FEET!”

Hope you enjoyed that. Meanwhile I’m curious about those great desert camels and off to Google about their sex lives…

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