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Have you ever noticed that you find the most romantic people at home improvement centers.

My son happens to work at a branch of a large chain of home improvement centers and one day he was helping a couple purchase a new front door for their home.

After he asked the man what size they needed, the customer looked stumped and then yelled clear across the store to his wife who was over in the home furnishings section.

“Honey”, the man shouted, “Come on over here and see which one of these doors you can fit through!”

Now there’s romance for you, although my son did say he sensed a bit of an atmosphere from the wife and maybe her husband could be in for a hard time later.

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