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Home From College

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: time when I was home from college visiting my folks, my mom asked me to set the table for dinner.

I opened the refrigerator, and to my surprise taped to the inside of the door was a risque picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily dressed young woman.

“Mom, what’s this?” I asked her.

“Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to over-eat,” she answered.

“Is it working?” I asked.

“Yes and no,” she explained. “I’ve lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20!”

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