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Home From College

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One time when I was home from college visiting my folks, my Mother asked me to set the kitchen table for dinner.

So I went into the kitchen where I opened the refrigerator and to my surprise, taped to the inside of the door was a risque picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily dressed young woman.

“Mom, what’s this?” I asked her when she came in from work.

“Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to over-eat”, she answered.

“Wow! Is it working?” I asked.

“Yes and no”, she explained. “I’ve lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20!”

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