Paddy was walking through the customs area at the airport, carrying a large bottle.
“What have you there?” said a suspicious customs officer.
“T’is Lourdes holy water. I am bringing it home with me”, said Paddy.
The officer took the bottle, opened it and tried some.
“Why it’s Irish whiskey”, he spluttered.
“Lord bless me”, said Paddy, “another bloomin`miracle”.
Paddy took his goldfish in it’s bowl and went to see the vet. “I think my goldfish has got epilepsy” he told […]
A policeman caught Murphy driving his taxi down the road, well over the speed limit. Once he had managed to overtake him, […]
Murphy was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit
Murphy went to the doctor complaining that he had a sore hip and it was making it hard for him to walk. […]
