One morning a man walked into the Catholic church using a pair of crutches.
He stopped in front of the holy water, splashed some of the water on each leg and then threw away his crutches.
An altar boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he’d just seen.
“Father, father”, the altar boy said to the priest. “This man just walked into the church on crutches, splashed hoy water on both legs, then threw his crutches away”.
“Son, you have just witnessed a miracle”, the priest said. “Tell me, where is this man now?”
“He’s lying flat on his ass over by the holy water”, the altar boy replied.
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